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It's not clear why we 'fall' in love rather than 'rise' in love. We still say 'sunrise' and 'sunset' even though it has been clear since a few centuries that it's the rotation of the Earth that creates the phenomenon. We keep things simple. That seems to be the reason behind usages such as sunrise and sunset. It's still not clear what is with the 'fall' rather than the 'rise.' What gives?
Marriage between humans is one hoary tradition going back several thousands of years. It has been prevalent in all human cultures. Though, to be sure, there are variations among cultures with polygamy prevalent in some cultures. The dominant kind of marriage today happens to be between one man and one woman. One of the recent innovations surrounding the whole marriage thing in the United States is the bachelor party. The idea being that the groom-to-be gets to enjoy some adult entertainment and generally has a wildly fun time before he takes the plunge into married life which is supposed to be vastly different from single or bachelor life.
Where does one go to have fun? While there are many cities in the U.S. with bars, restaurants and clubs, Las Vegas takes it to the next level with the sheer variety and gargantuan scale of the entertainment.
Sin City turns out to be the destination for most bachelor parties. It's the Mecca of adult entertainment. So, if you want to find everything in one place — escorts, strip clubs, topless bars, adult shows, cars, casinos, fighter jets, massage parlors and more — than look no further than Las Vegas.
No matter what your wedding plans maybe, the bachelor party has to be located in Las Vegas. In an age of much political polarization, you could say that this is one of those rare things about which there will be large-scale consensus and unanimity across political divisions. Whatever your views about economic policy, immigration or vaccines, you will likely enjoy the variety of fun available for men in Vegas.
In this guide, we look at the options, talk about how to make a plan, and describe the strategies and tactics to keep in mind to ensure a super successful bachelor party that leaves everyone satisfied.
It's mindboggling how in a few short centuries, our hobbies and entertainment options have changed from cockfights and bullfights (involving pitbulls) to workouts on Pelotons and streaming shows on Netflix, Amazon Prime, Disney+, Hulu and Apple TV.
Imagine if you had a time machine and went to the 19th century and tried explaining to them what an Instagram influencer was or how some people got millions of followers on YouTube by creating videos about their dogs or by cooking videos.
It's helpful to put things in context and realize that we are living in the best of times and things in the 'old days' were actually much worse and we have the best of everything and we can access amazing technologies with very little money — think of 4G smartphones or air travel.
In the midst of all this change, some things have remained more or less constant. Men are interested in women today just as they have been since centuries. Men like the company of women. Men love looking at pretty women. Men are attracted towards scantily clad women or semi-naked women. Above all, men love looking at naked women.
All these male desires have led to strip clubs and escort services.
Las Vegas naturally has some of the best strip clubs and escort service providers.
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"We hold these truths to be self evident ..." In the context of a bachelor party, here are the self-evident truths:
In Las Vegas, you can simply lounge around and have fun watching different shows.
Entertainment options in Vegas — spanning strip clubs, bars, and night clubs — are almost unlimited.
If you love being active and being adventurous, Las Vegas will let you experience flying in a fighter jet and driving (or getting driven around in) supercars.
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We are arbitrary people with arbitrary ‘rules’ or customs. Women have taken to wearing sexy bikinis and thongs and G-strings in the last few decades. Our contemporary clothing or fashion paradigm is certainly a far cry from centuries ago. Diamonds have become an essential part of wedding rituals only in recent decades thanks to clever marketing by a company that benefits from high diamond prices.
Bachelor parties are a new tradition associated with marriage and bachelor parties have developed their own rules and grammar. These are common sense notions that any bachelor party planner should keep in mind.
Once you decide on the broad outlines of your bachelor party in Las Vegas, you can decide on the details of the activities to be included in your party. It's about having a strategy and then adopting the right tactics.
The things to keep in mind regarding a bachelor party in Las Vegas have to do with aspects such as money, time, and location.
You and your buddies belong to different professions — could be traditional vocations such as the law and medicine or other newer endeavors such as IT and data science. If you are like most people, you enjoy the things that most others do – watching fun movies or reading good books. You love to explore the latest gadgets and try out new things and new cuisines. Our living standards have improved immensely over the centuries though incomes have stagnated for middle class folks in recent decades. People are cutting back on vacations and prioritizing their spending. But when you make a careful cost-benefit analysis, bachelor parties should make the cut. An occasional splurging is something even Suze Orman will approve of!
As the bachelor party planner, you research the costs of the different activities and the things which need to be purchased — the shows, the activities, the strip shows and the private hiring of strippers, the food and the booze and so forth — and then add them all up and divide the grand total by the number of participants in the bachelor party. You get a ballpark figure for how much everyone can expect to spend.
This should be a reasonable amount that everyone can afford on their incomes. You should be upfront about this expense rather than lowballing it.
You should assume that there will be additional 'spur-of-the-moment' expenses which will make the cost of the trip about 20% higher than estimated.
You should opt for expensive options only when that is absolutely essential. Men will mostly look at taking care of their hunger when it comes to lunch and dinner. So, you can save on the costs of ultra-expensive fine dining options.
You should spend the money on essential aspects of a bachelor party in Las Vegas — Las Vegas bachelor party strippers and Las Vegas escorts specializing in bachelor parties.
Busy men streamline various aspects of their lives to save time. Important men pare down non-essential decision making.
Your wardrobe preference may evolve over the years and decades from navy pea coats to cowboy boots and finally to cotton shirts with drawstring pants. You can wear tan suits without causing a minor hullabaloo unlike what happened when a sitting president did the same.
Las Vegas escorts are happy to join you in some sensuous formal evening wear or more informal clothing depending on your preferences.
Extraordinary men like Richard Feynman were known to have 'automated' routines like what to wear. It's all about maximizing time.
When you are planning a busy weekend in Vegas, you don't want to be stuck outside restaurants for seats to become available. Nor do you want to be kept outside other busy establishments.
The key to avoid loss such of time is to do advance booking of tickets when it's something really important and which you don't want to miss.
If it's something not so important — such as a restaurant — you should have a couple of backups which you have already researched. If your primary option turns out to be unavailable, you immediately hotfoot it to the next option which should be nearby.
These little Las Vegas bachelor party tips will go a long way to keep things smooth and even-keeled throughout your trip.
Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Jeff Bezos got the timing right as did Mark Zuckerberg. Elon Musk too got the timing right in terms of when to launch electric vehicles as also with his rocket launch company, SpaceX. Of course, there are lots of other factors and hard work and innovation and business insights and risk-taking is also involved.
With Vegas outings and Las Vegas bachelor party planning, it's important to get your timing right. If you travel during peak holiday season, be prepared to jostle with crowds including babies. People who normally make their way to Disneyland are now landing up in Las Vegas.
With so much crowding, you may find show tickets and restaurants to be unusually expensive. This is among the top bachelor party tips to remember.
The other timing issue has to do with the time of the day. Remember that the top attractions at popular shows only perform during late evening prime time hours.
So, book yourselves at your favorite strip clubs and Circue du Soleil shows only during prime times.
If you want to avoid getting disappointed by average dancers and performers, you can hire our sexy and stunning Las Vegas bachelor party strippers for private shows.
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A bachelor party in Las Vegas will be a fulfilling experience if you feel like you spent a justifiable amount of money and had a great time without wasting any of it in queues.
Men may have strong opinions on topics such as immigration or Obamacare but most will agree about the benefits of spending time with beautiful ladies to alleviate their physical or mental stresses. You could say that Las Vegas escorts specializing in bachelor parties are a ‘propitious intervention’ so far as stress reduction is concerned.
You got to get your location right. It applies to real estate projects, rocket launch sites, corporate headquarters and much else.
Life today is much changed and much improved from the 19th century. We not only live longer and take more breaths but we also have the opportunity to have more breathtaking moments.
But when it comes to a Las Vegas bachelor party, you don't want to spend a lot of time in walking from one end of the Strip to another.
If your hotel rooms or suites are strategically located, all your destinations will be within easy reach of you. You might even save on cab fares.
Once the location is set, you need to choose between hotel rooms and larger suites. You should rent a suite or two to accommodate your buddies. This will have many advantages not the least of which is that you can organize some scintillating shows by some of our sizzling hot sexy sirens, i.e. our Las Vegas escorts specializing in bachelor parties.
Our specialized bachelor party escorts are better professionals than most dancers and strippers you would see at the typical venues.
With a suite at your disposal, you can enjoy drinks without paying exorbitant bar rates and their minimum charges and so forth.
You are safe from obnoxious, uncouth and/or inebriated patrons when you are enjoying a private show by our spectacular Las Vegas bachelor party strippers.
But you are not 'safe' from the sizzling hot performances by our sexy maidens. If it gets 'too hot to handle' for some of your more conservative buddies, they can easily withdraw from the show while the rest of the party continues.
Almost a century ago, Amelia Earhart was wise and foresighted enough to have written to her husband to be: “On our life together I want you to understand I shall not hold you to any medieval code of faithfulness to me nor shall I consider myself bound to you similarly. If we can be honest I think the difficulties which arise may best be avoided should you or I become interested deeply (or in passing) in anyone else.” She added: “I cannot guarantee to endure at all times the confinements of even an attractive cage.”
How lucky are we to be living in the 21st century?
Scholars debate whether Henry David Thoreau had carnal pleasures and physical relations with any man or woman in his entire life. And that was the man who wrote a two-million-word journal about his experience of living in complete harmony with nature.
Wonder what Thoreau would make of life in the 21st century.
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“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.” Katherine Hepburn's wise words. When you hire Las Vegas escorts to accompany you on activities, you get the best of both worlds — beautiful babes only at their best and never at their worst.
If you want your Las Vegas bachelor party to be about some exceptionally sexy ladies, then hiring Las Vegas escorts specializing in bachelor parties is the best solution.
After all, you can still arguably enjoy and partake of some of the other stuff that makes Vegas what it is but escorts fun might be 'off limits' once you are a denizen of the Land Of The Married.
So, fulfill your fantasies by hiring some of the best professionals who excel at what they do.
When you consider whether to hire professional Las Vegas escorts from escort agencies versus hiring independent escorts, your decision needs to take into consideration more than just the hourly rates or fees. Independent escorts might appear to be the cheaper option on the face of it, but you run the risk of running into unprofessional operators. With independent operators, you have no recourse to get a redressal of your grievances.
With escorts from established escort agencies, you get assured service. So, even if these are more expensive, you should only hire from the best.
With established escort agencies with websites, you can be sure that you are dealing with licensed operators and with escorts who have their licenses obtained through proper channels.
Since escorts may be the centerpiece of your entire trip, you should opt for premium quality. You can look for deals and discounts in hotel suites and all-you-can-eat buffet services and that's perfectly logical.
Paul Kalanithi wrote about how the “most central aspects of human life” are “hope, fear, love, hate, beauty, envy, honor, weakness, striving, suffering, and virtue.” When it comes to carnal pleasures and sensual satisfaction, Las Vegas escorts are the best bet in town.
Las Vegas is the top destination for adult entertainment because it caters to the maximum number of clientele. You'll find something of interest to you no matter what your areas of interest and hobbies are.
Whether you are an inventor or interested in American history and recreate Civil War scenes using miniature figurines or create Civil War dioramas, there'll be something to enthrall you in Las Vegas.
Here are some suggestions:
"People are not so complicated. Relationships between people are complicated," Amos Tversky liked to say. And perhaps no relationship is more complicated than the marital one.
The software operating in our brains is ancient as are the social circuits which evolved while our ancestors were hunters and foragers for thousands of years. “The need to interact with each other is one of the strongest motivational forces that humans experience,” a recent article in The New Yorker noted. “The flip side of an evolutionary obsession with social interaction is a corresponding feeling of distress when it’s thwarted,” the same article also noted. We feel heartbreak and desolation from isolation and separation from other people and joy, exhilaration and contentment from togetherness with other people or with our family, and from making new connections. Marital relations among humans go back quite a long time though we are not necessarily a monogamous species.
“How much does your life weigh? Imagine for a second that you’re carrying a backpack. … and then you move into the people you trust with your most intimate secrets. Your brothers, your sisters, your children, your parents and finally your husband, your wife, your boyfriend, your girlfriend. You get them into that backpack, feel the weight of that bag. Make no mistake your relationships are the heaviest components in your life. All those negotiations and arguments and secrets, the compromises. The slower we move the faster we die. Make no mistake, moving is living. Some animals were meant to carry each other to live symbiotically over a lifetime. Star crossed lovers, monogamous swans. We are not swans. We are sharks.” George Clooney’s character in Up in the Air.
As you make the transition from one phase of your life to another important phase, you will have many things to ponder. Our bachelor party ideas and bachelor party tips will help you organize and manage a great bachelor party in Las Vegas.
Calvin Trillin wrote about his ‘stratagem’ to persuade Alice, the future 'Mrs. Trillin' — merely try and attend the right party. But he also wrote so that he could please her through writing and she was someone trained to appreciate good writing and storytelling. When the husband and wife’s careers or professions or intellectual interests aren’t so closely aligned, it may be difficult for them to carry on a decades-long love affair like Mr. and Mrs. Trillin.
Whatever the trajectory of your love affair has been, it will be a joyous and fun journey full of intermittent challenges and rough patches. That's how almost all trajectories of marital relations go.
Here's how such a successful bachelor party might proceed.
You and your buddies arrive at a sumptuous Vegas suite ready to embark on a weekend of fun or simply three fun-filled weekdays. You start things off with a few chilled beers — maybe even 'on the house.' You have requisitioned some fine Las Vegas escorts specializing in bachelor parties from a reputed escort agency and the ladies arrive on time. You can start on one of your daytime activities. Maybe that supercar drive or ATV drive ... You could take the escorts along in a luxury vehicle you have rented — a limo or a luxury bus or a Rolls.
You could have a working lunch once you are done with your first activity. You could hire some Las Vegas bachelor party strippers for a fun-filled early evening. Once the Sun goes down, you could indulge in more drinking in-house or visit a bar before their peak rush hour. As the evening turns into night, the fun only gets better.
You could visit a late-night show for which you have wisely booked tickets in advance. Dinner can be taken care of before attending the show.
You could repeat this for the two or three days that you are in Vegas for your bachelor party.
Our memories are imperfect. There is a lot of creative editing going on inside our brains. And yet, we yearn to create as many fun memories as we can. Over the centuries, men must have learned to gain fun and excitement from a variety of activities.
One thing is for sure: your Las Vegas bachelor party will become part of your permanent memory.
If you are a sci-fi fan, you might love to imagine how a civilization spread across the galaxy might operate – how the rules of the different planets would vary and would there be — can there be — an operational civilization in interstellar space. It’s fun to imagine, like Richard Feynman might have said. Our diurnal rhythms, our 24-hours-per-day cycle, the months in our years, the years in our centuries, and so forth, our Moon, our tides, our seasons, our flora and fauna and our seasonal temperature variations are all unique to our planet and unique to our unique combination of the Earth-Moon system. Even Mars is way different. Bachelor parties on Mars are several centuries away.
What we make of our life and in our life? Create and share memories.
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